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Kao i Njuz koristimo izmišljene osobe i institucije u svojim pričama osim kada su javne ličnosti i prave institucije i same objekat satire. Svaka sličnost sa pravim ljudima i institucijama je slučajna.

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Ukoliko se neko ko je objekat satire u našem tekstu oseti nepravedno izložen javnom smislu za humor, može da nam se obrati putem formulara niže.

Ako mislite da treba da uklonimo neki sadrzaj a imate validan dokaz da ste vi autor, prijavite administratorima putem maila besnopile.rs(at)gmail.com, komentara ili putem facebook chata – inbox na stranici: https://www.facebook.com/BesnoPileRS i mi ćemo reagovati u najboljem mogućem roku. Hvala.

Portal besnopile.rs omogućava čitaocima da anonimno kreiraju sadržaj u vidu zabavnih postera i tekstova. Portal, uredništvo i volonteri se odriču odgovornosti vezanih za sadržj koji unose čitaoci i, daju mogućnost da uložite prigovor koji će biti razmotren, a sporni sadržaj biće uklonjen. Posteri čitalaca se nalaze na sledećoj stranici: http://besnopile.rs/demotivational/  a možete nas kontaktirati putem sistema komentara na portalu besnopile.rs na stranici koja sadrži sporni sadržaj.

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Informacije o posetiocima

Besnopile.rs ne skuplja direktno informacije o posetiocima. Kroz alate za analitiku skupljaju se anonimni podaci o posetama i čitanosti tekstova radi poboljšanja kvaliteta sadržaja.

Kroz sistem za ostavljanje komentara skupljaju se email adrese i IP adrese komentatora ali se ne pohranjuju u marketinške baze podataka niti će pod bilo kojim uslovima biti prodate, prosleđene ili iznajmljene trećim licima bez pristanka vlasnika informacija (posetioca sajta).

Toliko mnogo znamo o kopirajtingu da smo morali da drpimo osnovu za ovaj tekst sa Njuza.

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Mi ćemo ovde da kačimo vrhunske umetničke slike i vazne pa mi je advokat rekao da vam ovo naglasim:

Naš autorski sadržaj (pisani, likovno grafički, intelektualni i sl.) može da se preuzme jedino uz dozvolu i to: Sve što treba da uradite je da pošaljete komentar, evo baš na ovoj stranici, navedete gde ćete objaviti tačno i koji sadržaj (stavite link u komentar) sa našeg sajta i to je to. I tako svaki put kad hoćete, vi lepo pišite komentar, pa kada komentar bude objavljen, od tog trenutka može da se koristi. Nije komplikovano, realno i džabe je.

Drugačije, jok. Odma` šaljem veću količinu advokata.

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